Monday, October 10, 2011

Useless Information

Remember these lyrics from "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"?
"about some useless information supposed to drive my imagination......"

I definitely have lots of useless information in my brain, but I'm doubting that it drives my imagination.  Here's an example of what's stuck in my brain:

"Crest has been shown to be an effective decay-preventve dentifrice that can be of significant value when used as directed in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care."  This is a statement by the American Dental Association that I typed from memory.

Why, oh, why do I have this memorized?  I mean, really.  What good is it doing me?  I could use that brain space for more important information, right?  And to make matters worse, I don't even use Crest.  I'm a Colgate gal!

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